The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2013 took place in New York City, revealing the latest creativity that their designers can come up with when it comes to putting together unique and imaginative lingerie outfits. Of course, with unique and imaginative comes outrageous and ridiculous. We thought we’d pay homage to the company with the Top 10 of their most eyebrow-raising “that’s not really sexy” lingerie designs from 2013 that have walked down the runway.
Thanks, Victoria’s Secret. Without you, desperate adolescent boys would have nothing to fap to.
10. Cara Delevingne
Wait, where is her cape? Her wings? And why is she just holding that ball? This makes us sad.
9. Cindy Bruna
I am assuming this falls in line with the English theme once again. Because England. And rain.
8. Ming Xi
She appears to be wearing the entire contents of our seventh grade closets all at once time.
7. Karlie Kloss
I’ve been staring at this for ten minutes and am still short of an explanation. There are faces in there?
6. Liu Wen
Liu Wen got (faux) inked to channel a tattooed circus lady.
5. Sharam Diniz
This sexy cowgirl wore lasso wings.
4. Jac Jagaciak
It’s like she robbed a kids’ clothing store.
3. Karlie Kloss
Did you know that disco balls are sexy?
2. Elsa Hosk
Who knew a massive happy face could double as a parachute?
1. Taylor Swift
I wonder how Taylor Swift feels about representing Harry Styles’ home country?